Pass the parcel and pin the tail on the donkey (yeouch!) ’cos Hercules is in the place!
I guess you could say I like horsing around! Which makes sense ’cos I am a horse. I’m also a party planner, a host with the most and a semi-professional tap dancer. Trust me, when you’ve got horseshoes, you want to use ’em, not snooze ’em! Clippity clop, clippity clop!
Zane the zebra thinks he’s got the moves on his hooves, but Hercules ain’t bad either! I’ve been tap dancing since before I was born (sorry Mum!), and let me tell you, four legs is better than two when you’re tapping.
I’m also good at puffing out birthday candles, nibbling piñatas and throwing ‘non-birthday parties’. The best thing about non-birthday parties is that you can have ’em 364 days a year! My favourite non-birthday cake is carrot cake, but apple cake is tasty too. And don’t even get me started on hay cake. That stuff is de-lic-ious! Mmmmmm…. I can taste it now!
Anyway, horses don’t sleep much and we like to stay on our feet, so if you’ve got a party coming up, let me know. I’ll be there with bells on!