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Pirate parrot for kids blog

Ahoy ye landlubbers, hoist the starboard sail and swab the salty deck! Pirate the parrot here and pleased to meet you, meet to please you, sometimes I talk so fast, me words sail up the mast, but the main thing is that I’m a parrot and I won’t jump on ye shoulder till ye give me the claws up! I like to walk the plank, then fly off the end into the deep blue sea. That’s just fer dramatic effect. I always come back and when I’m not walking the plank I like walking on cannonballs and walking on barrels, but mostly I like walking on crackers because crackers arrrrr crunchy and crackers arrrr munchy and crackers arrrrr me favourite salty seadog snack, even though I’m not a sea dog. Arrrr give me a cracker any time o’ the day, crack open ye treasure chest and fish out a nice crunchy cracker eh?! Arrr, did someone say “cracker”? I do like crackers, that’s fer sure. I might just go and explore, see if I can find a cracker. Squawk!!! What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot? A carrot! Haha harrrr, that’s a good one, but not as good as a cracker… Arrrrr I do like a crackers…

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